Posted 4 days ago

rhubabe:

so my mom had this cyst on her ovary her freshman year of college so she got surgery to get it removed and after they removed it thERE WAS LIKE TEETH AND HAIR AND MISCELLANEOUS BONES IN IT AND THEY TOLD HER SHE ABSORBED HER TWIN IN THE WOMB and that’s why i’m scared of my mom

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

So, a goose wanders into a goose clinic. He is sneezing violently.
Once he gets a doctor, the doctor tells him that he’s…
(dons sunglasses)

DOWN with the cold.”

Posted 1 week ago

twofingerswhiskey:

highkeygay:

generic brand

no no you don’t understand

in canada

this is an actual thing

Okay, a) America/other places don’t have this? WHAAAT?

and b) http://xkcd.com/993/

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

It’s just occurred to me that everything that I’ve “promised” to do on this blog recently has all but stopped.
New Monsters: Stopped after the first two weeks
Adventures: Didn’t even start

Oh well.

As an update on what I’m doing in life: I bought the Pathfinder Core Rulebook + Bestiary a few weeks ago.

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 4 weeks ago

Also, I made my icon myself in five minutes and intend to make a pixel art rendition of it if and when I learn how to do pixel art.

Posted 4 weeks ago

A question for anyone who can answer it

The question is:

If I stabbed somebody through both sides of one of their lungs, would they die of blood filling the lung or of lack of air? In the long term, could they die of an embolism or blood loss?

In whichever case, how long would it take?

The root of this question is (a bit of a spoiler alert for The Princess Bride) from when Count Rugen dies: if Inigo hadn’t finished him after stabbing him, how long would it have taken him to die without help?

Posted 1 month ago

nxte:

nxte:

why did the scarecrow get a promotion

he was out standing in his field

Posted 1 month ago
epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

Posted 1 month ago

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

And geminis like me would have either a siamese twin or an evil clone… sign me up!

Posted 1 month ago

neongenesisevangaylion:

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

Posted 1 month ago